so what's exciting?

not much, i have things i want to do... but then i don't do them.
so i should just wait until some games come out:
Bayonetta - 8/01/2010
it's wicked fighting and stuff but it's also naked chicks, i hope the whole game doesn't rely on this draw, because as much as i want to fuck megan fox, i don't... so make it good.
New Super Mario Brothers WII - out a while ago, but i get it on 25/12/09 (thanks kitty)
it should be good but it won't make me wish i won't fall in love with it. It's supposed to be super good multiplayer, so me and kitty can do that so that i don't bore her anymore, i mean, so that uh...
Infinite Space - ALSO 8/01/2010
except i don't even think i want this, i liked it when people online were excited and i saw some screenshots but then when i found out it was some kind of sci-fi rpg where you design your space ship but then kind of do lame number based space ship battles (i think i'm overselling it, the real concept kinda seems really weird to me), i thought hmm, that probably sucks. Plus it's on ds and people just make little flicky games with the stylus that are fun for babies.
Final Fantasy XIII - march 2010
It's getting closer! I'm pretty excited for this, it's set to take up lots of my time and make me go yay. But then maybe it won't live up to the really really high expectations i have for it.

ps. i love fight for this love by cheryl cole... i say love but i fuckign don't love it i just can't not think about it and it's weirding me out. As i said before i don't want to fuck megan fox so that's not why i can't make it go away from me. I watched it on youtube like 5 times today. I feel funny, but not ha ha funny.

what i can look forward to!

FFXIII
right i'm totally fuming about this!
UK release date is 25th june 2010... Japanese release date is THIS DECEMBER! How long does it take to get some cockney guys to speak some lines... I want it now! :{

The FFXIV beta may be out a lot earlier but i'm going to university and I won't have time to be a loser and play an MMORPG, screw that shit!



OKAMI for DS

This is coming out at some point in 2010, hopefully early as I love the original Okami! It's totally got a cute new hero too - aww... Hopefully it won't be a baby version in all respects. Considering it's DS it may be. But i'm still hopeful!



There's also a new Super Mario Galaxy coming out and a new LoZ! Plus Modern Warfare 2 in November. Pretty exciting... I've got FF1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 10-2 and 12 to complete anyway.

Monkey World

So I went to the Hayward today

to see Walking In My Mind, i'm not really going to talk about it because that is so 'blog'!
But i liked this a lot:
Untitled (Distance at a Distance) - 2009
Charles Avery













I won the art prize so it's alright for me to post art and shit.

when will i be a man?

I don't know, probably never.

Games I'm Playing Right Now

Lost Odyssey (Xbox 360)


Considering the main character has a centre parting, it's turning out to be an alright game. 4 Xbox 360 discs promises a long game but the real longevity comes from the dreams/memories which trigger as you turn every corner and last 10 or so minutes (depending on how fast you can read).
They consist of lengthy sentimental anecdotes from the 1000 year old cool dude immortal you play. The worst thing is having to read all the shit over tacky backgrounds with Microsoft Word-like text animation (well it is Microsoft Xbox)! You can skip it, but it feels like you're missing out as the main feature of this game is supposedly the story... the rest is fairly typical for RPGs.
It's quite fun, but out of 5 hours of play there has been at most 1 hour of fighting and 4 hours of walking around/dreaming. The only savour for this game is Jansen - the ladies man, super dude who is full of charming one-liners.
That said, it's an enjoyable game if you have the patience... or so i have come to believe 5 hours in.






The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii)


I've already completed this but my brother stole it when i wanted to play it again. Now he's come back home I can play it again but i'm making my girlfriend play it instead. GOAT IN! We haven't left Ordon yet but I think she's enjoying it. Our favourite bit has been holding the dog in some house! The worst bit was fishing which takes so much 'bobbing' and waiting and BORING. Maybe it's supposed to be realistic, but i just want to give a fish to a cat so i can buy a slingshot!
I don't think i'll play this much anymore because i've already completed it and it has started to get scary!
It's a great game though, which is rare on the shit-spewing family cock-sucking Wii! The only good games that have been released are:

• Legend of Zelda:Twilight Princess
• Okami
• Super Mario Galaxy
• Super Smash Bros. Brawl
• Mario Kart Wii

That's all i can think of for the moment. But seriously it's wiily annoying seeing bubbly middle-aged mums become the face of GAMING lml!

...

So i'm playing farmville

IT ROCKS!